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>>864961

BOO

fuck you guys

4chan is so boring now

>>864985
nobody is stopping you from leaving

>>864985
Welcome to everyone on 4chan, circa 2005.

>>864987
stfu newfag

This is sad

someone direct me to somewhere with scary shit

>>865015
try your mom's underwear drawer

xChan

deer /x/, why oh why do you suck so much tonight... can anyone at least direct us to the creepypasta compilation? can't remember the link, it had some "wolf" in it.

For a truly brixshattin experience I reccomend consuming half a roll of dramamine or around 300-600 mgs of dxm (dextromethorphan hybromide), then sit in a complete dark room and watch a horror movie or horror anime but turn the picture off, just listen to the audio. I did this with Vampire Hunter D (the original) and it was quite batshit. Do not listen to any said movie in english dub if that is your natural language, the disasociative qualities are lessened.

>>865102
>dear /x/, I am a whiny selfish faggot. blow me.

fix'd

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

Here. Read some SCP.

>>865175
bah, red them all twice over, most of them suck huge hairy monkeyballs.

SCP-294, The Coffee Machine
Object Class : Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.

Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to every alphanumeric character of the English language. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, soda, and non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil) and each one returned a success.

>>865186

It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself. It is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine.

Further testing is scheduled, especially for liquids of extreme temperatures such as molten metals and liquid nitrogen. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it.

>>865189

Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph ?????? attempted to utilize Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his alloted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent ????? ????????? "to see what it would do", ?????? requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Joseph ?????? began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After being moved to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294; a foul-smelling combination of blood, bits of flesh, and other various bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by Item SCP-294 matched that of Agent ??????.

Agent ?????? made a complete recovery in the infirmary after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration. X-rays and CAT scans showed no further signs of injury, and ?????? was released. Both agents were reprimanded. Recommend additional security placed in the area of Item SCP-294.

>>865191

Addendum [SCP-294f]: After reviewing documentation on SCP-294, ??????????? suggested testing SCP-294's ability to 'retrieve' specific liquids from several distances. The theory [DATA EXPUNGED]. Included in ??????????? report was a suggestion of using SCP-294 as a method of assassination by draining a target's fluids. Use of SCP-294 in such a way is highly discouraged, primarily for the possibility of discovery.

Addendum [SCP-294g]: Attempts to use the paper cups delivered by SCP-294 to contain SCP-075's acid excretion resulted in failure. Apparently, the paper cups can only contain the liquid last selected in SCP-294's touchpad. Further testing of this phenomenon is scheduled.

Hay guys!
Here's a crazy, novel idea

Try creepypasta.com

this is gay someone post pics

Then suddenly ?????? started touching ??????? and his ?????? swelled up like a melon while the whole time ?????? ????????? ??????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?????? and then she said no wait that's my ??????? ??????? and they lived happily ever after.

>>865470
BRIX SHAT

boo

>>865207