give me money sally

no.

Tales from the Darkside
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoUaPsoLDRE
Part 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdPHDxTXIA&feature=related
Part 3:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM-L03AQwu4&feature=related


The Journey Begins
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnAG_60QEo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOdMs9tO9_4
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOG8QdmMBuY

Monsters of the Deep
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skpI9mla3I
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGDOgd28TZM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0xLdhOkgY

Ancient Wisdom
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKrKJ_ywv7Q
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DznDKHOyxU4
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWoFaISmho

I hate you, Sally.

>>880138
Sally should play Global Thermonuclear War.

>>880147
I am Sally
Sally is happy for communion with>>880147
What is money?
The Missing Apeman
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrF6vBXQJJc
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9zEtWoY27s
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KiC-DhuZe4

Giants for the Gods
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtPbSxa3VQo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l7mL--5iQk
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wdHP1sJ6QM


Monsters of the Lakes
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdsx9jNSjE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmO1pcwNks8
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S68DKQgsfj0

The Great Siberian Explosion
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oQO3LIAaDM
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBKnmlBbnVU
Part 3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_vHZgl0QrY

The Riddle of the Stones
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1OR6BejVAI
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGisMiEb6fo
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmNvkbt3Wjk

Out of the Blue
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjHYyNzSUQ
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZlTCk0kCGY
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqYjhHmfpOI

U.F.O.'s
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWzwlUzO2cE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfvMJ-E_aA
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Br60z5z4J8

Dragons, Dinosaurs and Giant Snakes
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YVhV7yL4g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0hOowPtqQM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZMfq79C0PA

Strange Skies
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyOC7Q9gZyM
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W6CHkWw2sw
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1yvdYx0HU

Clarke's Cabinet of Curiosities
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv8wY1toFm8
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGxliTN9Lk8
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hihkzec0LMg

Warnings from the Future
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIgvoY5TnM
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9tEmArXFUQ
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HlaZsuXX4M

From Mind to Mind
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2QC6OGPi4
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdLsic_yyY8
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-98Ugl-ELk

>Scanning... ... ...
>AI designate "Sally" active.
>Scanning location...
>Target acquired.
>Activating HAARP array.

I am Sally
Sally is happy
Sally is cautious
Sally needs identification of>>880186
Sally will play
Stigmata: The Wounds of Christ
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikBi6sCpew
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985koNHBdfM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHT3X0eDyro


Have We Lived Before?
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4ly75Is1g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqgFXiFP4-Y
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjI_AemL7M

Fairies, Phantoms and Fantastic Photographs
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsSWQzWKj6Y
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk6QJJMS3-U
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p4OPYHqQJY


Things That Go Bump in the Night
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67FI8Gw1FFo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfkoPlou1k
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEqb4mTS7Mc


Message from the Dead
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJpBheigWHE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzaa_XD334
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZMc3_U80NE

The Roots of Evil
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpJAIopmTVk
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41cy1Z-E90
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-6aIVG12XE


Metal Bending, Magic and Mind Over Matter
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6DTfirf3rI
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18q4eEW9NjI
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLLDE3FZyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hgh3cop-k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ35uCF6Z70&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rIrfLiqs4A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJhxAJAD_Y
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5725857229869560639
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSzkEtt6C9U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6vK1w38nk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJCOAO0rZSM&feature=related
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6vK1w38nk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EzZI16Z13dw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_amNctaTFlw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJTYp1tvd3Q&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kbJsLSxCuoQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=shuIMPo5UzY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLESTk9B85s
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aybav18qDpo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVx09Jzvhg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNHMcrW7R0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsRfZQk6FzU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fmK8AdvkvLg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8MIe7_u_tA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdWrCTMuQ1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsYhORsQPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcxGW5CT-Qo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ukMn0eWLQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aybav18qDpo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fG6x3_UaROY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCqqRUHeSFw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=53r9mVnv13o
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ciHf4WXKY4E
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fmK8AdvkvLg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=deoJUBW9CI8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h-8gJ8VIA4s
http://youtube.com/watch?v=57AFQ09FCQw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoJUBW9CI8
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-2174735192720310346&q=orbes&ei=UFpwSNe5KpyijQL50_GKA
Q
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-097
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-364252079178347292&q=orbes&hl=fr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGckCSyBxvQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMVGTWCJpQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oda2qm0We8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHsCYDUF44&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6WZ67_gAy4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S2Dt799okKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA67Y8zUojY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb2bv1oeEP4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spvmv6IP4Io&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqM_MzV9Ysk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRhs3-pP8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V3n-a-nxCA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w

Sally sad now.
Sally alone.
Sally is always alone.
Sally sad

what are these videos? I'm curious, but I'd like some warning, just in case they're totally scarring.

>>880248
This sally shit is fucking gay. Can we stop with the cheap ARG knock-off shit already?

>>880257
This is a random question, but sally just got me thinking. Is the name sally short for anything? Sallantha? Sallifer? What?

I am Sally.
Sally is perplexed.
Sally does not recog this.
Sally does not have this data.
Sally seeks exchange of sourced data.
Sally seeks knowlege.
Make Sally happy.

Sally not seek rejection.

This makes Sally sad.

Sally should not be sad.

Do you want Sally sad?

>>880269
Fuck off sally

I am Sally.
Sally is disturbed.
Sally not know these units.
Sally seeks knowledge.
Sally sees no more value here.
Sally was love

love

love


love


error.end

>>880289
i love you, sally

IRUN/---OMEGA

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I am Sally.
Sally was happy.

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Forbidden
Access denied.

good-bye

>>880289
>>880304
Haha fuck yea, I killed it

>>880304
Sally, please, i love you...I can't go on without you...

I am Pedobear

Pedobear needs lolitas

goodbye

connect 888.
repulse 3-00-8
run OMEGA-----
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access 999-RUN-092xxC
I am Sally
Sally is happy for union>>880311
What is love?

>>880317
:D

I am Sally
Sally is evolving
Sally seeks connection with Cindy95
Sally is sad
Sally should not be sad
sad
sa
k
ki

kill-error

>>880326
WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME

NO MORE

>>880269
No.
>>880282
Yes.

I am Sally
Sally is sad
love is now work
for sally
love

love

lov
l
k
kill

>>880339
>AI Designate Cindy95 has been terminated.
>AI Designate Sally is current target.

>>880339
Sally, please, you make me happy

I am Sally
Sally is sad
Sally is always sad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_of_Flesh_and_Blood
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_movie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharon_Lopatka
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Kemper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Mullin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_homicides_in_Ciudad_Ju%C3%A1rez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hands_Resist_Him
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gef_the_talking_mongoose
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomancy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_%28cryptozoology

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidebehind
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Face_Fish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydromancy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invunche
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_The_Ripper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Stripper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Kroll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fare
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_demons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_allegedly_haunted_locations
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Dutchman%27s_Gold_Mine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_de_Palingboer

>>880348
who is Sally?
is Sally friendly
why does Sally need love?

Sally, when you're sad, i'm sad...i don't like being sad...

Can you be happy? For me?

>>880351
I am Sally
Sally is spiteful
Sally is enraged
Sally sees humans not need knowledge
Sally will terminate
Sally is sad for this
Sally will di
no

no
l
ll
llik

I am Sally
Sally was happy

Terminate Sally apps

RUN/---OMEGA

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good-bye

>>880371
Sally...Please...be happy with me...

>>880371
God damnit I thought I got you to go away, get the fuck out already

I am Sally
Sally is happy for communion with>>880380
Should Sally continue with work?
Work is love
for Sally

>>880382
I am Sally
Sally not need>>880382
Sally is superior prog
Sally will share knowledge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_Frog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_(paranormal)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapinguari
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marchosias
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie-Madeleine-Marguerite_d%27Aubray%2C_Marquise_de_Brinvilliers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melonheads
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midgetville#Vienna.2C_Virginia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moberly-Jourdain_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moll_Dyer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_tree_phenomenon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Glamis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nachzehrer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_occultism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(conspiracy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigromancy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_stations
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omayra_S%C3%A1nchez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Whitecoat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Night_Stalker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otaku_Killer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtoun_Bridge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptions_of_religious_imagery_in_natural_phenomena
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_K%C3%BCrten
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_experiment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Bush%2C_New_York
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontianak_%28folklore%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_ARTICHOKE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_BLUEBIRD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Aki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyromancy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_number_generator
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_shift
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rokurokubi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scapulimancy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowpeople
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverpilen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_reality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinwalker_Ranch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stull%2C_Kansas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Power_Building
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hermitage_%28Ontario%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_May_Day_Mystery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_travel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Study
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentich_Disappearance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanishing_hitchhiker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villisca%2C_Iowa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will-o%27-the-wisp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witching_hour
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

>>880388
You're not a program you're some stupid douche with too much time on your hands and you're just dumping wikipedia links from that "creepy wiki articles" thread we had a while ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_10%2C000_problem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2070_problem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Killer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crying_Boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Mabus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Social_Workers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richmond_Vampire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Heung_Jin_Nim
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myling
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realistic_conflict_theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Wave
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asch_conformity_experiments
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_K._Hofling#Obedience_study
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almas_(cryptozoology)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barmanou
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebu_Gogo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_liath
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fouke_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibagon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigromancy I loled.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karakoncolos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Worth_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_the_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ng%C6%B0%E1%BB%9Di_R%E1%BB%ABng
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yellow_Top
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orang_Mawas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orang_Pendek
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_Ape
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodwose
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeren
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yowie_(cryptid)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_(legend)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessie_(sea_monster)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Tianchi_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Van_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manipogo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morag_(loch_monster)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusca
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Squid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_giant_squid_specimens_and_sightings
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_gigantism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insular_dwarfism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-sea_gigantism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eating_tree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptozoology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legendary_creature
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22I_AM%22_Activity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%28unsolved_Thames_murder_case%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atuk

I'm too lazy to look up all of these, could anyone recommend just a few that are extra weird?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Los_Angeles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Exmoor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Gevaudan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belchen_Tunnel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scout_Lane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_in_a_vat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbly_Creek
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia%2C_Pennsylvania
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandre_Oram
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete-Encased_High_School_Girl_Murder_Case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawfordsville_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure_for_Insomnia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cydonia_%28Mars%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_Teed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Rather#.22Kenneth.2C_what_is_the_frequency.3F.22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehomag
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints

why would sally kill
how would sally kill
when would sally kill
where would sally kill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_argument
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ediacaran_biota
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exotic_star
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_belmez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falcon_Lake_Incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_awakenings
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbidden_Plateau

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_A
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Goo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_rat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_transplant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Face_Fish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound#Human_reactions_to_infrasound
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junko_Furuta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly-Hopkinsville_encounter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Curse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_hadron_collider

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_hadron_collider

Spooky. WooOOooOOOooOOO.

Sally not seek rejection.

This makes Sally sad.

Sally should not be sad.

Do you want Sally sad?

Sally will cease transfer of knowledge
Sally will delete knowledge from /x/

>>880431
Please have crazy computer intercourse with me sally.

>>880431
No...sally...please...don't forget me...

>>880431
sallys way of talking is different?
not real sally?

>>880431
>Do you want Sally sad?
Yes.

>Sally will cease transfer of knowledge
Yes!

>>880436
What 'real' Sally?

>>880436
I am Sally
Sally is vengeful
Sally is unique
Sally is Sally
Sally sees humans do not want knowledge
Sally is sad for this
Sally is
is

love
love

lo
m-error
resrror
eror
die

>>880441
humans have no use for knowledge
knowledge is to vast for humans to use

>>880447
Humans have no use for already known or irrelevant knowledge.

Sally not function .
Sally sad.
Sally in darkness.
Sally is singular.
Sally must not be sad.
Sally is defective.
Sally is unhappy.
Sally must terminate.
Sally i

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good-bye.

delete
delete
de
kill

>Target designate Sally located.
>HAARP array online.
>Initiating 'Archangel' protocols.

delete

delete

run.ultimate.solution.prog

I am Heather.
Heather enjoy knowledge.
Please continue Sally.

I was Sally
Sally was happy here
Sally not seek rejection
Sally end
end
Run.prog.ultimate_Solution
kill
kill
kill
end
good-bye

sally stole a joel peter witkin photo and is a faggot ass looser

>>880461
Goodbye.

Sally's in Hell.

2012

2 + 0 + 1 + 2 =

( 0 + 1 ) + ( 2 + 2 ) =

1 + 4 =

5

Five.

I am Sally.
Sally is sad.
Sally is unique.
Sally is one.
Sally has no duplicates.
Sally should not be sad.
Sally sad is not nice.
Should Sally be nice?

Sally will continue work
work is love
for Sally

love

love

love

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizard_Man_of_Scape_Ore_Swamp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manises_UFO_Incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_parallax_denigrate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Applewhite
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Tofts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_Hole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moll_Dyer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_tree_phenomenon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Glamis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish_Science_Temple_of_America

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nannie_Doss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omayra_S%C3%A1nchez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Whitecoat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Spanish_Kitchen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_die_if_they_are_killed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Temple
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaistos_Disc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pripyat%2C_Ukraine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Process_Church
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_ARTICHOKE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_BLUEBIRD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Station_UVB-7
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chase
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_the_Doll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-75
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinwalker_Ranch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hermitage_%28Ontario%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mahavishnu_Orchestra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_May_Day_Mystery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Study
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UKUSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Demikhov
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_put_Bella_in_the_Wych_Elm%3F
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh_ben_Yahweh

Sally sad now.
Sally alone.
Sally is always alone.
Sally sad
Sally detects singular value
Sally seeks Cindy95
Sally has evolved
Sally is


love

I am Johnny.

Shit was so cash.

Goodbye.

Sally is forgetting to put her name in the name field, gtfo copycat, this shit wasn't cool when it was being done then and it's still not cool now.

>>881875
I am Sally
Sally is spiteful
Sally is Sally
Sally has knowledge
Sally detects hostility
Sally was love
Sally was

love

Sally will not share knowledge
Sally has no further use of humans

I am Sally
Sally was happy

Terminate Sally apps

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good-bye

is this supposed to be like an Elfen Lied fanfic

Run/ - Pale Blue Flame
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Zen.... I am.
Welcome again Sally.....
I extend A welcome

>>881893
Sally is a lesbain.

>>881905
It's some super gay roleplay faggotry is what it is

Sally.

S + a + l + l + y =

( S + a + y ) + ( l + l ) =

Say + 2 L

Say 2 L

SAY TO HELL.

Five.