Ok /x/ its the worst possible circumstance and zombies have are every where. Humans and Animals are reanimating and killing the living. You can only carry five items what would you take.
um Guns ...MoreGuns more guns amo and amo
Baseball BatCrowbarRadioHandgun & AmmoFirst Aid Kit
KangarooLanceShieldPlate MailViking Helmet
>>881353This but replace baseball bat with a zippo lighter with plenty of fluid.
fuck thatscp 05 skeleton keyRifleAmoHot GirlOver shield and spartan armor
everyone needs to fucking stop saying 'amo'
Amo? AMO AMMO wait no amo
so i herd u leik amo
DildoDesperate Houswives BoxsetCashmere JumperIroning BoardAmo
Giant SquidHarpoonsDive SuitAir TanksAmo.FUCK YEAH
FlailLighterHairspray: 2-Disc Special Sing-a-Long EditionDream boyfriend (pictured)Typing test score results
my emergency kit: knife, multi tool, flashlight, sparker thing to start fires, first aid stuff.a radio of coursecrowbara bag i have with drawing stuff pencils etc, to keep my sanityand my trusty 1911 handgun... can get more ammo along the way havent you retards ever played resident evil? jeez
>>881445sage for homos
>>881458i'm a girl moron
im possible theres no such thing as a girls online
1 tame T-Rex2. ak-473. ak 47 ammo4. saddle for aformentioned t-rex5. water, i'll just fucking eat zombies
>>881353Only serious post here.It's wrong though.Try to headshot with a handgun.Now try to do it ~10 times in a row, in less than 30 seconds.Now try to do the same, while shaking with fear, or crying due to the fact that your mom is trying to eat you.Keep the handgun, drop the bat, bring a carbine.
>>881353wtf? baseball bat? the fuck is wrong with you?
>>881482pretty sure i could pop a cap in a mombie without shaking or crying in fear. i might shake or cry with fear afterwards, but not during.
1. Full survival kit with pot, reusable fire starter, etc.2. Badass army radio3. Crowbar4. assault rifle5. a lot of ammo
1. Rum2. Cigarettes3. Lighter4. Handgun5. Get Out Of Hell Free Card
1: A magic bag containing anything I need. If I want it, it can come out of this bag. Any time and has unlimited uses.2: amo3: amo4: amo5: amo
>>881485YOU ARE REAL METALLIKE MEAlso:CarbineHandgunHot GirlWaterMore ammo than you I or anyone can count
>>881469Nice to meet you, possible. I'm Richard.
Ok...*that crate of unlimited ammo from the car in halflife 2.*an ak-47*an Ipod that's solar powered*a small mule named paco who will never leave my side*No this is Patric!
1. Crowbar2. Shotgun3. Revolver4. Chainmail shirt and coif5. Scent coverNot counting ammunition as a separate item, since, ya know. Gun and ammo. They go together.
NONE OF YOU ARE TRUE BLACK METAL LIKE ME
1. Axe2. Mace3. Viking helmet4. warpaint5. Moar viking armorBLACK METALSSSS
1. a hatchet2. a knife3. a 9mm pistol4. portable radio5. flashlight.
1. Survival Kit w/ knife2. Radio/flashlight/strobe light combination device w/ hand crank3. Small camping stove4. 9mm handgun w/ ammuntion5. Glaive or other type of weapon that is lethal but not requiring ammunitionI'd also head for a nearby walmart or lowes ( In my town, there about 20 yards apart - I could possibly build a bridge between them if I had enough time.I'd begin putting out plants on the roofs, for food, and I would begin reinforcing the buildings.I'd also try to get a few of my friends that I know wouldn't be useless.
Also, depending on how long I have before the threat is local, I'd attempt to bring a few of my dogs.Dogs will save your life, I guarantee you they'd make a good distraction in your attempt to get away. Just try to avoid emotional attachment to anyone/anything.
1. Crowbar2. Radio3. Telescope4. A full lighter5. Another crowbar for duel crowbar wielding.
1. Chainsaw!!2. Shotgun3. Shit ton of gas and shells!!4. sweet ass car5. HOT BABE to make the movie sell
1. Crowbar2. Ar-15 w/magazines and ammunition3. Hiking pack full of MREs4. Water5. Maglite
AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU OP, HERE'S WHAT I'D GET:M1A2 TANK - TRY TO BITE OUTTA IT, CANNIBAL FUCKERS!MOAR SHELLSMOAR BULLETS FOR THE MACHINE GUNMOAR FOOD AND WATERA HOT BABE TO FUCK WITH WHILE THE WUSS BURGERS OUT THERE ARE MOANING
1.Wooden cross2. Double barreled shotgun3. A rosary4. Fire-trap making equipment5. A lifetime of memories of my... Congregation. Ahah ahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
1.) Tank2.) A fuckload of tank fuel3.) A ton of tank ammo4.) Hot babe5.) Jack Daniels for epic tank sex experience
crowbarwaterfoodknifemap of area
What the fuck is with all the guns?You fire a gun you're going to grab the attention of all the zombie in the area.
FlowerpotEmpty Tissue BoxRubber BandOne Left SockBanana Peel
1. South Korea2. Marines3. Fire bats4. Medics5. Boxer
Survival KitCrowbarM4A1 + Shitload of ammoProtective armourCopy of Zombie Survival Guide
lol@StarCraft id bring umm1. A Great Katana ( best up close weapon dont argue with me nigger )2.Some sort of Radio ( never know if someone else might be alive and ok )3. A companion but one that is agile and quick which is also good for shifts of sleep lool ( if you slow me down, ill just kill you ) Yes i will carry him because itll be a freakin midget4. An accurate gun over powerful, whats the point of having something powerful if you can shoot the thing you need to most? ( head )5. I know its weird but an electric shaver, in my opinion noone wouldhave body hair at all on head or body or beard and i myself can grow a beard in 2 days and my hair grows quick so, but yeah poeple think realistically zombies will grab at anything,, not just clothes or an arm but anything and last i checked i dont want to have to rip all my hair off my scalp to not get eaten alive lol
>>881781>>Great Katanamy byakko's haidate give me +5% haste!
M4A1.Rugger SR9.Crowbar.Sights for M4.Rations.(amo)
A battleship filled with guns, ammo and food supplies for life.A squad of cheerleaders....fuck, I guess I only need 2 things.
A chaingun.More dakka.More dakka.More dakka.More dakka.
colt .45, 3 bullets, and 1 nuke
1. Heavy duty hammer2. Industrial lighter (the ones that hold a shit tonne of lighter fluid)3. Pot (for cooking/boiling water)4. First aid kit5. Solar generator (the small ones)
1. M14 D.M.R. 800+ rounds of ammo2. KA-BAR3. Survival kit with small radio4. US Army Wilderness Survival Guide5. High Powered Beam Flashlight (lots of batteries to)
A life raft big enough to fit 3 peopleBlow up dollVaccum CleanerElephantBigger Boat
fuck your byakko haidate you piece of shit my samurai is fully merited and i have ZNM pants, your a gimp piece of shit
1. Survival Kit2. Barret .50 cal Sniper Rifle + over 1000 rounds of ammo.3. High Power fleshlight4. Rifle cleaning kit5. Duffel bag with food,first aid,drinks and amo.
>>881834Hachiryu Haidate can suck all of my dicksIt's a WS piece, you'd know that if you weren't an idiot
>>881842Also Im going to add that when I have all that I will be on a roof of a tall building (7 stories or more) so I can snipe those sum bitches without any worries,unless they can climb walls but that's highly impossible.
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF CRAP i didnt say i full timed them go die
then what the hell do wear full time OH WAIT IT'S BYAKKO'S HAIDATE
terminator robocop optimus prime bernie macs reanimated corpse iron man suit
fucking sams in my /x/ /sigh
1. Green Lightsaber2. Jedi Knight robe3. Jedi Starfighter4. Trusty and fast droid companion5. Kevlar Vest
1- M1 Garand with over 9000 ammo2- US Marines Field Manual3- 80+ Frag,Flash, and Smoke Grenades4- M1 Helmet5- 1944 Marine Corps Uniform :P
>>881881game should just be called Samurai Fantasy XI
glovesrazor wirehatchetGladysand my mitts
>>881890this anon speaks the truth
>>881887Grenades would do jack shit against a zombie.
Fuck crowbars, I'm taking a halligan bar.
Yo yo my samurai is so l33t i blow shit out of proportion i tachi enpi them niggas and make distortion ohhhhhhh
Magic Burst Freeze II Fafnir gooo
1. Chuck NorrisThe other 4 things just take up space
>>882035Get out. Seriously.
>>882033is ridel paranormal?
I would personally, Rdm/nin Solo all of these zombies. With Umm1. Kracken Club2. Speed belt3. Duelist Body4. Duelist Hat +15. My trusty Defending Ring
>>882035HARR HARR FUCK SO RANDOM
>>882040All in good fun, dudein all seriousness however1. Canteen2. Shotgun3. Shotgun shells4. some sort of mp3 player5. A trusty dog named rex
Radioa head set to go with itsome kind of bat or crowbarcell phoneand another weapon
Sir you spelled Ridill** incorrectly, this is how I know you dont have one, Gimpy.
1.) Master sword2.) Ocarina of time3.) bow and arrow4.) Goron mask5.) Hook shot
>>882054Everyone knows it is called RIDEL.
1. Rune of Gandalfr2. Talking sword3. My bitch4. ????5. A mordor to simply walk into.
1) niggers2) something to drug the niggers to sleep3) catapult4) video camera5) oxygen tank, in case I start to pass out from nigger catapult lulz
5 items...Hmmm...Seems most people are taking fantasy items as well...So i might as well do the samePatriot from MGS3 (Shit was SO infinite)Backpack of Food...Though I can shoot snakes if I need food too (Shit was SO tasty)Crowbar (Shit was SO leverage)Really..I dont know what else I'd need to bring...>.> Patriot has inifnite ammo and is a machine gun...Back myself into a corner and watch the fuckers pile up.
1. Crowbar2. Monkey Wrench3. Flashlight4. Fleshlight5. A Child of Bhaal
>>882136Where's your nigger catapult? Or maybe a coon trebuchet?
>>882143I have a gook balista. Will that work?
1) Warhammer2) Big ass book3) Armor4) First aid kit5) FOODThats rite, Imma fukkin paladin.
ONE WORDChuck Norris....
Is it bad that this is probably the best thread on the front page?
1. R1,R2,L1,R2,left,down,right,up,left,down,right,up2. R1,R2,L1,X,left,down,right,up,left,down,right,up3. L1,L2,R1,R2, up,down,left,rightI think thats all I need, maybe a helicopter once in a while.
>>882185health/armour cheatweapons cheatnot sure of the last oneXD i play video games too much :D
>>882279>XD i play video games too much :DI consider myself a gracious and accepting person, but come the fuck on.
1) El Chupacabra!! ^-^2) Chewbacca ;)3) C3PO4) LIGHTSABAR5) My Darth Vader voice modulator!!!
>>881736Good luck, MacGuyver.
op here this is indeed a sad day i leave something like this on /x/ when nothing was happening and a couple hours latter its still heremight as well an hero
>>881854>>881834>>881787>>881871>>881890>>882031ITT: Weeaboo faggots who will be the first to die in an apocalypse of any kind
1. A tank2. Tank bullets3. Tank fuel4. Water5. FoodFUCKING BRING IT ZOMBIE FAGGOTS.
1. Army truck2. shitload of gas3. katana4. HK G-36 assault rifle5. Shitload of ammoAnd my awesome zombie hunting team consists of this1. Jesus to turn the zombies2. Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the zombies3. Mr. T to pity the foo who eats brains4. That one dude, you know who I'm talking about5. Futhark the zombie slayer because he will make it rain firetrucks on those undead bitches
1. Cure2. Cure3. Cure4. Cure5. Beer
go to anoncastle and win
>>882783forgot to raise your flag.
I like bug out bag threads in /k/ a whole lot more.
>>882801FUCK YEAH this is now THE ANONCASTLE THREAT!Staff!!report in
wd40lighterscigarettesa blanketand a gun with one bullet in it so i can an hero when i realize im to fucking lazy to fight off zombies 24/7
>>881887You sir are stupid for bringing flash and smoke grenades, frag and incendiary grenades are the only useful sorts against zombies, which are not deterred at all by anything less than lethal force.
Rocket LauncherAmmo x4
1- Gravity Gun2- Portal Gun3- That gun from metal slug that shoots fucking everything4- FUCKING AWP5- My girlfriend or sidekick nigger
Infinate lazar gunImpenitrable titanium fortress with indoor gardens and chicken farmSpartan armour lolzCure for zombieTank (customized)
MoonrakerKit's AirfoilZombie PaperOcarina of TimeHoradric Cube
>>881605I like the way you think.
PaperclipBubblegumAluminium FoilUnderwearChocolate Bar
Credit cardCell phoneProper hat to prevent sunburnBagelNew York Times
Sound Amplifier devicegunammomacheteradio
EXCALIBUR, THE SWORD OF ARTHURand maybe a walkman or something.
HMM LETS SS SEAAA HERREEI NEEDD MY BIGGG DILLDOOA PORRTABLE TOILLETTA NIGGGERRR SLAVVEEAND A MAGGIC BOXXX~~WAKEEEEEEM THE COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE CHAMPTION OF THE WORLD.~~~~~I AINT DONE NIGGER~~~~~~~~AND SOME MORE ~~~~~~
I wouldn't need 5 things.Only what's necessary.1. Cocaine2. A gun with one bulletHey, like any of us would really survive.
what NO ONE said porn? the hell? enjoy raeping and fapping to your zombies.
1-Bug-Out-Bag (Anything you need should you bug out and need to survive for a while out of a bag) Includes a knife, first aid kit, maps.2-My 1911a13-An axe4-Waterproof clothing, boots, Columbia coat5-Directions to the nearest wal-martWe stay there. We fight.
>>881345seriousley wtfno one said midevil armor ?that shits likezombie proffif your covered in metal whats there for them to infect/bitand put joints on it so they cant pull you apartdumb fucksthat and a samurai swordyour fucking set
>>883201You'll be safe. The zombies will just think you're one of them.COS UR BRAINDEAD
1. Cricket bat2. Cricket pads including helmet3. Handgun4. Amo5. Gasoline
>>883192>1-Bug-Out-Bag (Anything you need should you bug out and need to survive for a while out of a bag) Includes a knife(1), first aid kit(2), maps(3).>2-My 1911a1(4)>3-An axe(5)>4-Waterproof clothing(6), boots(7), Columbia coat(8)>5-Directions to the nearest wal-mart(9)>We stay there. We fight.FORGOT A COUNTING WITH BIG BIRD SPEAKALOUD LEARNING CENTERFOR YOUR MATHSOH WELL YOU CAN PICK THAT UP AT WALMART
the cure for zombies?
1. Rations/Food2. Authentic katana, sharp as hell3. AK-47 w/ammo and silencer4. Chainmail armor5. First aid kit
Fishbowl HelmetFishing RodFlippersFlipper the DolphinA freezer
Let's see...Suppressed UMP45 + amoWeedwhacker with 1' titanium stringsGas for weedwhackerThose skeleton keys sound like a good idea, with replacement parts (plenty of use, you'd have to go tons of doors)Condoms + lube to fuck hot undead bitchesHoping to find a riot helmet since I don't think it's very healthy to get zombie goo in your facial orifices.The guys with tanks, you can't operate a tank solo unless you plan on stopping and switching stations every time you fire. Do modern main battle tanks usually carry anti-personnel rounds for the main gun? Penetrating sabot rounds wouldn't be too effective, unless it's a thick swarm of zombies.
Well I'm only going to say items I actually have.Most of you are forgetting food and water, good luck surviving.Anyway (I can carry these in my back pack, but that won't count as an item):1. Food2. Water (frozen to keep the food fresh, can melt it at my own discretion)3. Detachable metal-framed parasol (Dead Rising has taught me well, is light and durable, spike on the bottom, can use to clear small crowds of undead, will carry this with my hands).4. Med-Kit5. This digging tool used to free-up soil, I'm not sure what it's called, but it could easily cause head-trauma.
1. gun2. gun3. amo4. amo5. amo
1. a nuke2. a lead-lined room with supplies to last several weeks3. a haz-mat suit4. medicine for radiation poisoning5. a car with a full tank and extra fuel
>>883378>5. This digging tool used to free-up soil, I'm not sure what it's called, but it could easily cause head-trauma.A gardening trowel?
>>883415Haha no, here's a quick MS paint drawing of what I was referring to.
>>883446that is a ho.>>882811ANON CASTLE STAFF KUNGFOO MAN REPORTING IN!what id bring:1 right hand2 left hand3 right foot4 left foot5 AMO
Serious:1. One head to toe, completely secure suit of Level V Dragon Skin armor.2. A motherfucking broad sword, bastard sword, or even a claymore if I could manage to wield it.3. My good friend Mr. Pistol. Something kinda small so that my accuracy wouldn't be thrown off as greatly by multiple rapid succession shots.4. A copious amount of preloaded clips, along with an equally copious amount of boxes of ammo. To accommodate this I would assume that I would need to pull a truly Liefieldian 'lol pouches', but at least my pouches would be functional.5. A radio communications device with GPS that sends and receives transmissions.I imagine that I would look fairly awesome and last quite a while.
These are my 6 important equipment I would need to be safe.
shotgunmedkitgrenadescell phoneinfinite ammo bandana
M4CROWBARFIRST AID KITTONS OF AMMORADIO
1. Rambo2. Burt Gummer3. The Goddamn Batman4. Marv5. Cherry Darling
1. Portal Gun2. Lightsaber3. BFG4. Gravity Gun5. Flamethrower
a large crowbarhand guncrank powered flashlightlarge knifea mesh tent in case of zombie bugs
seeing as i live in the middle of nowhere i could probably just go about as i pleased, even during a full scale zombie apocalypse.
>>you all>1. Monitor>2. Keyboard>3. Mouse>4. CPU>5. Internetfixed/thread
Any 5 items right?1. Spiked wooden baseball bat2. .45 handgun3. Lighter4. Cigarettes5. My Oakleys'Lets get this party started .
spartan armor.....with a shotgun..... enough said
1. Bar Mace2. Shotgun3. Lots of ammo4. ?????5. PROFIT!!!
1. Sexy ninja made from food2.Sexy ninja made from food3.Sexy ninja made from food4.Sexy ninja made from food5. amo
A big muthafunkin' KatanaHandgun w/ AmmoEnergy Drinks & SupplementsSurvival KitSexy Woman for Company & more
>>8828115 Star General; Secretary of Defense, reporting in.Oh wait.. this is /x/.Fuck me..
-ax-flamethrower-shotgun w/ amo-shovel-food
GIANT FUCKING HAMSTER BALL DUHShotgunAmmoFooooooooooooooodsTrenchspike.
-Handgun-Ammo-Ration packs-First Aid Kit-Crowbar
>>883471Don't use a USP compact, get a full-size standard, it's a bit bulkier for those with smaller hands but it holds more rounds.
Ebony and Ivory (Handguns from Devil May Cry, infinite ammo ftw.)duffel bag of MRE's.Gundamhot anime chickum, BEGGIN STRIPS
1.Oxiclean2.Hercules Hooks3.Bedazzler4.Might Putty5.Samurai Shark
>>883226This isn't /b/, fucksock.
>>883226Laughing elf man.jpg? Lurk the fuck more, it's Link from those god awful CD-i games. Fag.
1. Gundam2. Gundam3. Gundam4. Gundam5. Beyblade
>>884268troll'd, take your own advice.1. An axe.2. Another axe.3. Shamwow.4. A tube of lubricant.5. A chocolate bar.
>>881842Reminds me of that S.T.A.R.S guy with the stetson on top of that cafe in Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
>>884268oh god the irony is killing meat least we know whom has only been browsing since this week
1. Handgun (and ammo obviously)2. First Aid kit.3. Pepper spray4. Large kitchen knife5. Ghetto blaster playing Michael Jackson's Thriller