um Guns ...More
Guns more guns amo and amo

Baseball Bat
Crowbar
Radio
Handgun & Ammo
First Aid Kit

>amo

Kangaroo
Lance
Shield
Plate Mail
Viking Helmet

>>881353
This but replace baseball bat with a zippo lighter with plenty of fluid.

fuck that
scp 05 skeleton key
Rifle
Amo
Hot Girl
Over shield and spartan armor

everyone needs to fucking stop saying 'amo'

Amo? AMO AMMO wait no amo

so i herd u leik amo

Dildo
Desperate Houswives Boxset
Cashmere Jumper
Ironing Board
Amo

Amo
Amo
Amo
Amo
Sword

Giant Squid
Harpoons
Dive Suit
Air Tanks
Amo.

FUCK YEAH

Flail
Lighter
Hairspray: 2-Disc Special Sing-a-Long Edition
Dream boyfriend (pictured)
Typing test score results

my emergency kit: knife, multi tool, flashlight, sparker thing to start fires, first aid stuff.
a radio of course
crowbar
a bag i have with drawing stuff pencils etc, to keep my sanity
and my trusty 1911 handgun... can get more ammo along the way havent you retards ever played resident evil? jeez

>>881445
sage for homos

>>881458
i'm a girl moron

5 Machetes.

im possible theres no such thing as a girls online

1 tame T-Rex
2. ak-47
3. ak 47 ammo
4. saddle for aformentioned t-rex
5. water, i'll just fucking eat zombies

>>881353

Only serious post here.
It's wrong though.
Try to headshot with a handgun.
Now try to do it ~10 times in a row, in less than 30 seconds.
Now try to do the same, while shaking with fear, or crying due to the fact that your mom is trying to eat you.
Keep the handgun, drop the bat, bring a carbine.

>>881353
wtf? baseball bat? the fuck is wrong with you?

>>881482
pretty sure i could pop a cap in a mombie without shaking or crying in fear. i might shake or cry with fear afterwards, but not during.

1. Full survival kit with pot, reusable fire starter, etc.
2. Badass army radio
3. Crowbar
4. assault rifle
5. a lot of ammo

1. Rum
2. Cigarettes
3. Lighter
4. Handgun
5. Get Out Of Hell Free Card

1: A magic bag containing anything I need. If I want it, it can come out of this bag. Any time and has unlimited uses.
2: amo
3: amo
4: amo
5: amo

>>881485
YOU ARE REAL METAL

LIKE ME

Also:

Carbine
Handgun
Hot Girl
Water
More ammo than you I or anyone can count

>>881469

Nice to meet you, possible. I'm Richard.

Ok...

*that crate of unlimited ammo from the car in halflife 2.
*an ak-47
*an Ipod that's solar powered
*a small mule named paco who will never leave my side
*No this is Patric!

1. Crowbar
2. Shotgun
3. Revolver
4. Chainmail shirt and coif
5. Scent cover

Not counting ammunition as a separate item, since, ya know. Gun and ammo. They go together.

NONE OF YOU ARE TRUE BLACK METAL LIKE ME

1. Axe
2. Mace
3. Viking helmet
4. warpaint
5. Moar viking armor

BLACK METALSSSS

1. a hatchet
2. a knife
3. a 9mm pistol
4. portable radio
5. flashlight.

1. Survival Kit w/ knife
2. Radio/flashlight/strobe light combination device w/ hand crank
3. Small camping stove
4. 9mm handgun w/ ammuntion
5. Glaive or other type of weapon that is lethal but not requiring ammunition

I'd also head for a nearby walmart or lowes ( In my town, there about 20 yards apart - I could possibly build a bridge between them if I had enough time.

I'd begin putting out plants on the roofs, for food, and I would begin reinforcing the buildings.

I'd also try to get a few of my friends that I know wouldn't be useless.

Also, depending on how long I have before the threat is local, I'd attempt to bring a few of my dogs.

Dogs will save your life, I guarantee you they'd make a good distraction in your attempt to get away. Just try to avoid emotional attachment to anyone/anything.

1. Crowbar
2. Radio
3. Telescope
4. A full lighter
5. Another crowbar for duel crowbar wielding.

1. Chainsaw!!
2. Shotgun
3. Shit ton of gas and shells!!
4. sweet ass car
5. HOT BABE to make the movie sell

1. Crowbar
2. Ar-15 w/magazines and ammunition
3. Hiking pack full of MREs
4. Water
5. Maglite

AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU OP, HERE'S WHAT I'D GET:

M1A2 TANK - TRY TO BITE OUTTA IT, CANNIBAL FUCKERS!

MOAR SHELLS

MOAR BULLETS FOR THE MACHINE GUN

MOAR FOOD AND WATER

A HOT BABE TO FUCK WITH WHILE THE WUSS BURGERS OUT THERE ARE MOANING

1.Wooden cross
2. Double barreled shotgun
3. A rosary
4. Fire-trap making equipment
5. A lifetime of memories of my... Congregation. Ahah ahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

1.) Tank
2.) A fuckload of tank fuel
3.) A ton of tank ammo
4.) Hot babe
5.) Jack Daniels for epic tank sex experience

crowbar
water
food
knife
map of area

What the fuck is with all the guns?

You fire a gun you're going to grab the attention of all the zombie in the area.

Flowerpot
Empty Tissue Box
Rubber Band
One Left Sock
Banana Peel

1. South Korea
2. Marines
3. Fire bats
4. Medics
5. Boxer

Survival Kit
Crowbar
M4A1 + Shitload of ammo
Protective armour
Copy of Zombie Survival Guide

lol@StarCraft id bring umm
1. A Great Katana ( best up close weapon dont argue with me nigger )
2.Some sort of Radio ( never know if someone else might be alive and ok )
3. A companion but one that is agile and quick which is also good for shifts of sleep lool ( if you slow me down, ill just kill you ) Yes i will carry him because itll be a freakin midget
4. An accurate gun over powerful, whats the point of having something powerful if you can shoot the thing you need to most? ( head )
5. I know its weird but an electric shaver, in my opinion noone wouldhave body hair at all on head or body or beard and i myself can grow a beard in 2 days and my hair grows quick so, but yeah poeple think realistically zombies will grab at anything,, not just clothes or an arm but anything and last i checked i dont want to have to rip all my hair off my scalp to not get eaten alive lol

>>881781

>>Great Katana

my byakko's haidate give me +5% haste!

Ok MacGuyver

M4A1.
Rugger SR9.
Crowbar.
Sights for M4.
Rations.
(amo)

A battleship filled with guns, ammo and food supplies for life.
A squad of cheerleaders.
...fuck, I guess I only need 2 things.

A chaingun.
More dakka.
More dakka.
More dakka.
More dakka.

colt .45, 3 bullets, and 1 nuke

1. Heavy duty hammer
2. Industrial lighter (the ones that hold a shit tonne of lighter fluid)
3. Pot (for cooking/boiling water)
4. First aid kit
5. Solar generator (the small ones)

1. M14 D.M.R. 800+ rounds of ammo
2. KA-BAR
3. Survival kit with small radio
4. US Army Wilderness Survival Guide
5. High Powered Beam Flashlight (lots of batteries to)

A life raft big enough to fit 3 people
Blow up doll
Vaccum Cleaner
Elephant
Bigger Boat

fuck your byakko haidate you piece of shit my samurai is fully merited and i have ZNM pants, your a gimp piece of shit

1. Survival Kit
2. Barret .50 cal Sniper Rifle + over 1000 rounds of ammo.
3. High Power fleshlight
4. Rifle cleaning kit
5. Duffel bag with food,first aid,drinks and amo.

>>881834

Hachiryu Haidate can suck all of my dicks

It's a WS piece, you'd know that if you weren't an idiot

>>881842

Also Im going to add that when I have all that I will be on a roof of a tall building (7 stories or more) so I can snipe those sum bitches without any worries,unless they can climb walls but that's highly impossible.

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF CRAP i didnt say i full timed them go die

then what the hell do wear full time OH WAIT IT'S BYAKKO'S HAIDATE

terminator robocop optimus prime bernie macs reanimated corpse iron man suit

fucking sams in my /x/ /sigh

1. Green Lightsaber
2. Jedi Knight robe
3. Jedi Starfighter
4. Trusty and fast droid companion
5. Kevlar Vest

1- M1 Garand with over 9000 ammo
2- US Marines Field Manual
3- 80+ Frag,Flash, and Smoke Grenades
4- M1 Helmet
5- 1944 Marine Corps Uniform :P

>>881881

game should just be called Samurai Fantasy XI

gloves
razor wire
hatchet
Gladys
and my mitts

>>881890
this anon speaks the truth

>>881887

Grenades would do jack shit against a zombie.

Fuck crowbars, I'm taking a halligan bar.

Yo yo my samurai is so l33t i blow shit out of proportion i tachi enpi them niggas and make distortion ohhhhhhh

Magic Burst Freeze II Fafnir gooo

1. Chuck Norris

The other 4 things just take up space

>>882035
Get out. Seriously.

>>882033

is ridel paranormal?

I would personally, Rdm/nin Solo all of these zombies. With Umm
1. Kracken Club
2. Speed belt
3. Duelist Body
4. Duelist Hat +1
5. My trusty Defending Ring

>>882035

HARR HARR FUCK SO RANDOM

>>882040

All in good fun, dude

in all seriousness however

1. Canteen
2. Shotgun
3. Shotgun shells
4. some sort of mp3 player
5. A trusty dog named rex

Radio
a head set to go with it
some kind of bat or crowbar
cell phone
and another weapon

Sir you spelled Ridill** incorrectly, this is how I know you dont have one, Gimpy.

1.) Master sword
2.) Ocarina of time
3.) bow and arrow
4.) Goron mask
5.) Hook shot

>>882054

Everyone knows it is called RIDEL.

1. Rune of Gandalfr
2. Talking sword
3. My bitch
4. ????
5. A mordor to simply walk into.

1) niggers
2) something to drug the niggers to sleep
3) catapult
4) video camera
5) oxygen tank, in case I start to pass out from nigger catapult lulz

5 items...Hmmm...

Seems most people are taking fantasy items as well...So i might as well do the same

Patriot from MGS3 (Shit was SO infinite)
Backpack of Food...Though I can shoot snakes if I need food too (Shit was SO tasty)
Crowbar (Shit was SO leverage)

Really..I dont know what else I'd need to bring...>.> Patriot has inifnite ammo and is a machine gun...Back myself into a corner and watch the fuckers pile up.

1. Crowbar
2. Monkey Wrench
3. Flashlight
4. Fleshlight
5. A Child of Bhaal

>>882136
Where's your nigger catapult? Or maybe a coon trebuchet?

>>882143
I have a gook balista. Will that work?

1) Warhammer
2) Big ass book
3) Armor
4) First aid kit
5) FOOD

Thats rite, Imma fukkin paladin.

ONE WORD

Chuck Norris....

Is it bad that this is probably the best thread on the front page?

>>882170
yes

1. R1,R2,L1,R2,left,down,right,up,left,down,right,up

2. R1,R2,L1,X,left,down,right,up,left,down,right,up

3. L1,L2,R1,R2, up,down,left,right

I think thats all I need, maybe a helicopter once in a while.

>>882185
health/armour cheat
weapons cheat
not sure of the last one
XD i play video games too much :D

>>882279

>XD i play video games too much :D

I consider myself a gracious and accepting person, but come the fuck on.

1) El Chupacabra!! ^-^
2) Chewbacca ;)
3) C3PO
4) LIGHTSABAR
5) My Darth Vader voice modulator!!!

>>881736

Good luck, MacGuyver.

op here this is indeed a sad day i leave something like this on /x/ when nothing was happening and a couple hours latter its still here
might as well an hero

>>881854
>>881834
>>881787
>>881871
>>881890
>>882031

ITT: Weeaboo faggots who will be the first to die in an apocalypse of any kind

1. A tank
2. Tank bullets
3. Tank fuel
4. Water
5. Food

FUCKING BRING IT ZOMBIE FAGGOTS.

1. Army truck
2. shitload of gas
3. katana
4. HK G-36 assault rifle
5. Shitload of ammo

And my awesome zombie hunting team consists of this
1. Jesus to turn the zombies
2. Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the zombies
3. Mr. T to pity the foo who eats brains
4. That one dude, you know who I'm talking about
5. Futhark the zombie slayer because he will make it rain firetrucks on those undead bitches

1. Cure
2. Cure
3. Cure
4. Cure
5. Beer

>>882434

no u

go to anoncastle and win

machete
rations
water
amo
bicycle

>>882783
forgot to raise your flag.

I like bug out bag threads in /k/ a whole lot more.

>>882801

FUCK YEAH this is now THE ANONCASTLE THREAT!

Staff!!

report in

wd40
lighters
cigarettes
a blanket
and a gun with one bullet in it so i can an hero when i realize im to fucking lazy to fight off zombies 24/7

>>881887
You sir are stupid for bringing flash and smoke grenades, frag and incendiary grenades are the only useful sorts against zombies, which are not deterred at all by anything less than lethal force.

Gun
Ammo
Crowbar
..
....
Lettuce Spray?

beer
beer
beer
beer
and......
whiskey ;)

Chuck norris

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing

>>883075
sigh...

Rocket Launcher
Ammo x4

1- Gravity Gun
2- Portal Gun
3- That gun from metal slug that shoots fucking everything
4- FUCKING AWP
5- My girlfriend or sidekick nigger

Infinate lazar gun

Impenitrable titanium fortress with indoor gardens and chicken farm

Spartan armour lolz

Cure for zombie
Tank (customized)

Moonraker
Kit's Airfoil
Zombie Paper
Ocarina of Time
Horadric Cube

>>881605
I like the way you think.

Paperclip
Bubblegum
Aluminium Foil
Underwear
Chocolate Bar

Credit card
Cell phone
Proper hat to prevent sunburn
Bagel
New York Times

Sound Amplifier device
gun
ammo
machete
radio

EXCALIBUR, THE SWORD OF ARTHUR
and maybe a walkman or something.

HMM LETS SS SEAAA HERREE

I NEEDD MY BIGGG DILLDOO
A PORRTABLE TOILLETT
A NIGGGERRR SLAVVEE
AND A MAGGIC BOXXX

~~WAKEEEEEEM THE COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE CHAMPTION OF THE WORLD.~~~~~

I AINT DONE NIGGER
~~~~
~~~~
AND SOME MORE ~~~
~~~

I wouldn't need 5 things.
Only what's necessary.

1. Cocaine
2. A gun with one bullet

Hey, like any of us would really survive.

what NO ONE said porn? the hell? enjoy raeping and fapping to your zombies.

1-Bug-Out-Bag (Anything you need should you bug out and need to survive for a while out of a bag) Includes a knife, first aid kit, maps.
2-My 1911a1
3-An axe
4-Waterproof clothing, boots, Columbia coat
5-Directions to the nearest wal-mart

We stay there. We fight.

>>881345
seriousley wtf
no one said midevil armor ?
that shits like
zombie proff
if your covered in metal whats there for them to infect/bit
and put joints on it so they cant pull you apart
dumb fucks
that and a samurai sword
your fucking set

agreed

>>883201

You'll be safe. The zombies will just think you're one of them.

COS UR BRAINDEAD

1. Cricket bat
2. Cricket pads including helmet
3. Handgun
4. Amo
5. Gasoline

>>881463
>>girl
>>internet

lolwut?

>>883192
>1-Bug-Out-Bag (Anything you need should you bug out and need to survive for a while out of a bag) Includes a knife(1), first aid kit(2), maps(3).
>2-My 1911a1(4)
>3-An axe(5)
>4-Waterproof clothing(6), boots(7), Columbia coat(8)
>5-Directions to the nearest wal-mart(9)

>We stay there. We fight.
FORGOT A COUNTING WITH BIG BIRD SPEAKALOUD LEARNING CENTER
FOR YOUR MATHS
OH WELL YOU CAN PICK THAT UP AT WALMART

Onyx
Dragonite
Graveler
Kabutos
Mewtwo

the cure for zombies?

1. Rations/Food
2. Authentic katana, sharp as hell
3. AK-47 w/ammo and silencer
4. Chainmail armor
5. First aid kit

Fishbowl Helmet
Fishing Rod
Flippers
Flipper the Dolphin
A freezer

Let's see...

Suppressed UMP45 + amo
Weedwhacker with 1' titanium strings
Gas for weedwhacker
Those skeleton keys sound like a good idea, with replacement parts (plenty of use, you'd have to go tons of doors)
Condoms + lube to fuck hot undead bitches

Hoping to find a riot helmet since I don't think it's very healthy to get zombie goo in your facial orifices.

The guys with tanks, you can't operate a tank solo unless you plan on stopping and switching stations every time you fire. Do modern main battle tanks usually carry anti-personnel rounds for the main gun? Penetrating sabot rounds wouldn't be too effective, unless it's a thick swarm of zombies.

Well I'm only going to say items I actually have.

Most of you are forgetting food and water, good luck surviving.

Anyway (I can carry these in my back pack, but that won't count as an item):
1. Food
2. Water (frozen to keep the food fresh, can melt it at my own discretion)
3. Detachable metal-framed parasol (Dead Rising has taught me well, is light and durable, spike on the bottom, can use to clear small crowds of undead, will carry this with my hands).
4. Med-Kit
5. This digging tool used to free-up soil, I'm not sure what it's called, but it could easily cause head-trauma.

1. gun
2. gun
3. amo
4. amo
5. amo

1. a nuke
2. a lead-lined room with supplies to last several weeks
3. a haz-mat suit
4. medicine for radiation poisoning
5. a car with a full tank and extra fuel

>>883378
>5. This digging tool used to free-up soil, I'm not sure what it's called, but it could easily cause head-trauma.

A gardening trowel?

>>883415
Haha no, here's a quick MS paint drawing of what I was referring to.

>>883446
that is a ho.

>>882811
ANON CASTLE STAFF KUNGFOO MAN REPORTING IN!

what id bring:
1 right hand
2 left hand
3 right foot
4 left foot
5 AMO

Serious:

1. One head to toe, completely secure suit of Level V Dragon Skin armor.

2. A motherfucking broad sword, bastard sword, or even a claymore if I could manage to wield it.

3. My good friend Mr. Pistol. Something kinda small so that my accuracy wouldn't be thrown off as greatly by multiple rapid succession shots.

4. A copious amount of preloaded clips, along with an equally copious amount of boxes of ammo. To accommodate this I would assume that I would need to pull a truly Liefieldian 'lol pouches', but at least my pouches would be functional.

5. A radio communications device with GPS that sends and receives transmissions.


I imagine that I would look fairly awesome and last quite a while.

These are my 6 important equipment I would need to be safe.

shotgun
medkit
grenades
cell phone
infinite ammo bandana

M4
CROWBAR
FIRST AID KIT
TONS OF AMMO
RADIO

1. Rambo
2. Burt Gummer
3. The Goddamn Batman
4. Marv
5. Cherry Darling

1. Portal Gun
2. Lightsaber
3. BFG
4. Gravity Gun
5. Flamethrower

a large crowbar
hand gun
crank powered flashlight
large knife
a mesh tent in case of zombie bugs

seeing as i live in the middle of nowhere i could probably just go about as i pleased, even during a full scale zombie apocalypse.

>>you all
>1. Monitor
>2. Keyboard
>3. Mouse
>4. CPU
>5. Internet
fixed

/thread

Any 5 items right?

1. Spiked wooden baseball bat
2. .45 handgun
3. Lighter
4. Cigarettes
5. My Oakleys'

Lets get this party started .

spartan armor.....
with a shotgun..... enough said

>>883941
EPIC!

1. Bar Mace
2. Shotgun
3. Lots of ammo
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!

1. Sexy ninja made from food
2.Sexy ninja made from food
3.Sexy ninja made from food
4.Sexy ninja made from food
5. amo

A big muthafunkin' Katana
Handgun w/ Ammo
Energy Drinks & Supplements
Survival Kit
Sexy Woman for Company & more

amo

>>882811
5 Star General; Secretary of Defense, reporting in.

Oh wait.. this is /x/.
Fuck me..

-ax
-flamethrower
-shotgun w/ amo
-shovel
-food

GIANT FUCKING HAMSTER BALL DUH
Shotgun
Ammo
Fooooooooooooooods
Trenchspike.

-Handgun
-Ammo
-Ration packs
-First Aid Kit
-Crowbar

>>883471
Don't use a USP compact, get a full-size standard, it's a bit bulkier for those with smaller hands but it holds more rounds.

Ebony and Ivory (Handguns from Devil May Cry, infinite ammo ftw.)

duffel bag of MRE's.

Gundam

hot anime chick

um, BEGGIN STRIPS

>>884109

facepalm.jpg

Ipod

1.Oxiclean
2.Hercules Hooks
3.Bedazzler
4.Might Putty
5.Samurai Shark

>>883226
This isn't /b/, fucksock.

>>883226

Laughing elf man.jpg? Lurk the fuck more, it's Link from those god awful CD-i games. Fag.

1. Gundam
2. Gundam
3. Gundam
4. Gundam
5. Beyblade

>>884268
troll'd, take your own advice.

1. An axe.
2. Another axe.
3. Shamwow.
4. A tube of lubricant.
5. A chocolate bar.

>>884161

>>881842

Reminds me of that S.T.A.R.S guy with the stetson on top of that cafe in Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

>>884268
oh god the irony is killing me
at least we know whom has only been browsing since this week

>>884268

1. Handgun (and ammo obviously)
2. First Aid kit.
3. Pepper spray
4. Large kitchen knife
5. Ghetto blaster playing Michael Jackson's Thriller