yeah hawaii would suck with all of the blood sucking bugs there people are screwed

any big city in Asia really. like millions of people in one place you would be totally fucked

>>964942
as long as your out fast before any major outbreak you should be fine. Just hide up in the mountains for a couple years

staked to the ground in the middle of times square

Correction: It would suck for people on Hawaii. Not for everyone else.

>>964942
yeah but they do have lots of good wilderness.

pfft hawaii is asking for it

they live on a volcano in the middle of the ocean. screams suicidal

Obviously Madagascar.

1st zombie sight and they shut down everything.

>>965014
Hawaii is a beautiful state with island that are all beautiful. It doesn't scream suicide, it whispers pleasure.

If you even ever been there, you'd agree that it's a nice place to die, rather than live in the stupid lands of business and commerce and pollution

so read a damn book before you respond so stupiditly!

>>964934
The question was the worst. Not the best.

under ground lab

worst place? a metropolitan area, especially somewhere fucking huge like Tokyo, Hong Kong or New York. yeah, if you're quick your odds of survival are pretty good, but placement is something to think of.

i dont know .. maybe a place where you can't gather supplies or food and there is crowds of shuffling zombies all over the place

I would say the worst place to be would be India, crowded third world country, largley superstitious, weapons and vehicles aren't readily available to populace, yea its a zombie buffet.

WARNING - OP IS A ZOMBIE SCOUTING FOR LOCATIONS!

yeah but if it is on an island like hawaii then it can't get off.it'd be easy to quarentine it. *shrug* what you don't want is a place like India as someone else said that is cram packed full of people. I'd also vote somewhere in africa. that'd suck balls.

>>965513

>>965513
then its a good thing the worst places seem to be in india and africa

>>965513
hahaha
I fucking love /x/

Any place with rats o.o! Like big cities, etc.

Or montana. Out in the middle of fuck of nowhere. England? If you learned anything from 28 weeks later......

8D

>>965513
Greatest thing to ever come out of you, Mr. Sage.

>>965055
Maybe, but in the middle of a fucking zombie attack there wouldn't really be time to go look at all the pretty sights.

Worst place to be caught: top of the Empire State when the infection starts at the bottom.

Good luck. There's always a window if you don't think you'll make it.

>>965055

i live in hawaii it sucks fuck you

Actually I'd rather be near the coast if an outbreak occurs. As long as the zombies can't swim you could have a yacht anchored 100' off the shoreline and eat fish for a few months, or get a small row boat and get your plants and red meat when no zombies are around.

I don't see why this isn't ever done in zombie movies.

Or is there a major flaw in my plan besides tropical storms/hurricanes?

zombies can't swim

>>965643

They might not swim, but they'd walk underneath the surface and grab your anchor and either pull themselves up... or you down.

>>965661
They sure as hell can float.

>>965643
running out of gas .. running out of supplies (fishing line bait etc..) .. zombies never get tired so they will stand along the shore waiting for your return.. umm dying of exposure? .. what about fresh water?

>>965643

Where are you going to get "plants and red meat" during a zombie apocalypse? McDonald's and Albertson's are closed.

>>965662
walk underwater.... like the swollen stmach would let them.....
besides any zombie that is all decayed and shit would rot even faster if he got wet, even moreso in the ocean with the salt, algea and sharks and shit.
Zombie whales and sharks could be a problem but if the disease isnt transmmitable to anything but humans than you would just have to not get bitten for about 6 months or so. Most of the major threat would wither away and be so squishy that you could slap them to peices.
Honestly teeth would fall out at even more of a rapid pace... oly zombies with dentures would have teeth... and they'd be old people with weak bodies to begin with...

>>965670
rofl... you can fish with a can of W-D 40... and fishing line lasts for a grip.

>>965678

You're only 100 feet out from shore, though, Less than a third of a football field. Your plan might work if zombies were water-soluble, but they just aren't.

You'd get munched within 30 hours of Z-Hour, I guarantee you. Thanks for adding yourself to the undead ranks, dick.

>>965671
I'm not you're run of the mill city zombie fag. I can shoot a gun and have hunted before. Plants are easy, they grow everywhere... you just have to watch out for poisonous ones. Red meat isn't much of a problem as fish would suffice, it'd suck eating fish every day, but some cultures live off of mostly fish.

If>>965678
is right, then it'd be easy to outlive the infestation but if they do live forever I'd end it with a .45 round to the head.

As for>>965670, I'd try to stay close to a marina or a place where boats are usually docked for fishing supplies. Fresh water is easy to get with a little know how and a simple water tight container.

As for zombie fish, I'd totally get eaten by a zombie shark, that be so fuckin awesome.

>>965705

zombie blue whales....now theres an epic thought

>>965705
"Red meat isn't much of a problem as fish would suffice"

Fish are white meat dumbass

>>965725
I never said fish was red meat, I was saying it wouldn't matter if I ate a steak or a salmon because I would still get nutrients.

Moon/Mars base or a space station. Either one would blow beyond words because unless you can get to the escape rocket in time you're stuck. And it's even worse if the outbreak is concurrent with one on Earth, the more so if said base/station is not self-sufficient and depends on us for regular resupply.

>>965702
the whole 100 feet thing inst my plan, my plan would be a cruise ship loaded with survivours. Anyone with a bite gets a .45 slug to the face, no hesitation. Bodies dupmed overboard. Float around from port to port looking for survivours. Most ships have onboard equipment to help measure weather paterns and navagation and shit.
>>965762
In collage I wrote a Novella about some men in a space station getting marooned. Not that they couldn't leave and go back to earth, just that earth below had pretty much ended by a rapid viral outbreak. (Ebola Brahmah modified to be spread between dogs, rats, pidgeons, carrion and humans. War among the non infected lead to the destruction of most of earth)
The dudes were really kind of screwed. they could not contact their country after a certain point and try to come back to earth anyways. On reentry they get blow out of the sky by a Anti-CBM station

Zombies wouldn't be able to walk underwater in the pacific. The pressure would crush their bodies, so islands in the pacific would actually be pretty fucking safe.

>>965802
what about hurricanes though? .. and danger of a mutiny? .. would you lead??

1. The top floor of a huge office building. Sure you'd be isolated, but you'd starve if there was no way down.

2. Grocery store. Plenty of food yes, but therein lies the danger. Unless you've got a shitload of guns then you're gonna get your ass kicked for food by other survivors. Even if you are armed, the front of the grocery store is glass. And zombies are not afraid of guns.

3. Hospital. Pretty much self explanatory.

i know the best place. a gentleman's club

ZOMBIE STRIPPERS FTW!!!!

>>965620
yea when you actually live in hawaii it fuckin sucks

>>966068

tell me about it, but at least ill aprecciate things better once i leave.

>>965055
Hawaii is hardly paradise. Just ask anyone whose ever grown up there.

my girlfriend told me that when she was little, this white blob with a pony tail would make her fly. of course its bull shit but does anyone know about giant white blobs? not necessarily with pony tails. the story is relevant because she lived in hawaii.

>>965937
probably be a communal thing
Leaders fail compared to a council

>>966101
sorry, i meant pig tails. carry on.

Worst place for zombie outbreak?

Utah.

Where the leaders are.

Any large city. New York, Chicago, DC, so on. Really, anywhere with a very large population.

>>965643

That's what my friends and I came up with if there was ever a zombie outbreak in Melbourne, we reckoned we'd just nick a boat and go down the river to the sea.

>>965027
Ahah, anon, I give you all my internets!

Drew Carrion does not appreciate it when people steal his set-ups.

The United States.

It would be hard to tell who is a blabering idiot and whos a Zombie.

>>966186
i lol'd

Europe.

It'd be hard to tell who was a zombie and who was just fuck-ugly.

>>965705
Sucking on a bullet is for people who are too pussy to feed themselves to tigers.

france

itd be hard to tell who was a zombie and who just stunk really bad

>>966206

>>966218
>>966218
>>966206
>>966186
i lold

The US. It would be hard to tell who's a zombie and who's just a hoggish fatass.

>>966776
but if the zombies are fat you can outrun them, and most american citizens have guns. So you could break into any house and probably find one.

africa, it would be hard to tell who is a zombie or who just has aids

In the middle of a crowded hospital in let's say, New York.

Because Hospitals are where outbreaks tend to originate, and they're just packed to the gills with easy victims.

Hawaii wouldn't be as bad as you'd think. If that is the first place the outbreak occurs then you can run to the mainland and be safe with rest of us. I'd say worst would be any major city in Japan, lots of people in a very small place.

>>966789

meh

>>966789

If in afrika, there was a zombie outbreak, them africans would have some big problems.
although it would be pretty funny:

-Africans are too weak to run away and would get eaten
-Africans are skinny as shit, Zombies would use more power to get some africans than they get by gnawing up the bones and eating the last bit of their victim
-skinny africazombies get weaker and weaker, start to dry out in the sun
-skinny african zombies start to die rapidly

results:
-No people in Africa
->hence: no war, no hunger, no aids

tl;dr Zombieoutbreak in Africa is win-win

>>964934
lol pandemic

>>966849
I appreciate your logic, good anon.

>>966849
This would not work, everyone knows that the plague wouldn't be able to spread to Madagascar, before they've already SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

One thing:

would the africans be infected with zombie-virus?
or would the Zombie virus be infected with african bodies?

China

Graveyard

Everyone knows Raccon City would be the worst place for a Zombie Outbreak.

Zombies in the ocean are a problem. They either come up your anchor or fall and stack until they reach the surface. Then you have soggy zombies to deal with.

As far as surviving on fish. Animals would stay away from zombies. If you go by the Zombie Survival Guide, no living animal or insect goes near a zombie. If you don't then what do you think the chances are of a zombies catching a shark or even a clown fish.

If you're on the coast sail along the shore line. Don't stop for more than a day. Troll for food, go on land when it's clear. Anchor in the most difficult to reach places for man or zombie. But ALWAYS have a watch.

>>965643
Yo, dumbshit. Ever heard of scurvy?

>>967997
stacking zombies from the ocean floor up to over the sea level........
sit the fuck down kid


>>968018

Vitamin C prevents scurvy.
there are TONS of suplemnts around that have 100% your DVA ov VC

>>966031
ugh, theres a movie by that name...

>>968049
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

haha this thread rocks; i love zombie outbreak stuff

you guys ever read world war z? it's a pretty fun novel on a worldwide zombie outbreak around our time, and it's actually pretty well-written (realistic enough). i recommend checking it out.

>>968057
this pendejo really ask that?

Worst place: New Guinea. The cities would be where it breaks out initially then the only place to run would be the jungles and the cannibal tribes. Either way you're getting eaten.
Best place: Pyongyang. Zombies would be quickly rounded up by the military state, labeled as evil capitalist dissidents and it would be like nothing ever happened. :3

>>967997
>Zombies in the ocean are a problem

umm no they aren't.. they can't go in water

>>968851
Depends on the type of zombie. :/

The worst would be any third-world country where first-world countries would think it was just 'poor people acting a fool' until it was too late for them to realize it isn't poor people rabis or something like that.

"type" ??? ... a zombie is a zombie

worst palce would be on an island, yeah it might be able to survive the outbreak, but once the government gets word of it, do you think they'd allow anyone to leave the island, most likely they'd nuke it. other bad places would be any major cities where all roads would be choked with wrecked/stuck cars/traffic.

>>968868
Disease, MAGIC! or SCIENCE!
then there are shufflers, runners and various mutants
and the question of whether they're truly undead or just "infected".

ON A MARS SPACESTATION. THEN THERE WILL BE DEMONS ALSO. LEGEND ALREADY FORETELLS YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS,
MARS SPACESTATION MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>>968983

NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS

I don't see why people are so keen on surviving a zombie outbreak.
The entire world will be filled with rotten bodies, no new movies, tv shows, games, internet w/e
you have to kill, skin and cook what you hunted (which could take some time).

Living just for the sake of living sorta sucks, if I survived an outbreak like this I'd locate the nearest crack den and overdose.

>>964934
Zombies can't swim and theres no shortage of boats on those types of islands

even without a boat you could just swim to the neighboring island to avoid the outbreak

>>969006
You obviously aren't human. Humans have a deep instinct to survive and we love challenges against a methodical and predictable foe.

Where the hell did that story that was on here the other day go about a cop & zombie outbreak??

>>969059
google.com
SCP c s i racoon city
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/c-s-i-raccon-city

google. USE IT!

>>968868
Considering there are no real zombies, no, a zombie isn't just a zombie. There are different ways the scenario could play out. Different movies depict zombies in different ways. Obviously a 28 Days Later zombie is different than a Romero zombie, etc. Some zombies are depicted as able to survive water, others are not. It depends.

>>968971
actually no .. they can only be zombies when they are truly undead.. and it wasn't some manufactured disease / cure .. or government experiment gone wrong that brought them back to life .. basically any reason that isn't paranormal isn't a zombie .. it's simply an "infected person" or "science experiment gone wrong"

as for the shufflers runners / mutations ... i prefer my zombies to be shuffling moaning "BBBBRrRRRRrAaAaaIiIIiiNNnNNNSsSssSS" .. cause to me that's bone chilling .. but it's ok if they run ... but mutations.. that would imply something biological is involved like a strain of sickness that evolves.. and zombies aren't "infected"

>>970382
I think what we should base zombies on is by the "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks

>>967997

>>Troll for food.
>>Troll for
>>Troll

Also, how has no one noticed the flaw of your boat running out of fuel as you're "floating between docking points"?

>>970470
you didn't read the entire thread

There are two types of zombies:
1.) Alive
-Infected by a disease or some sort of mutation, they're still technically alive (body organs still functioning). Zombies of this type can be possibly cured.
E.g, 28 days later, I am Legend

2.) Dead
Dead.
E.g, Dawn of the Dead

>>970853
>-Infected by a disease or some sort of mutation, they're still technically alive (body organs still functioning).

isn't a zombie .. it's simply an "infected person" or "science experiment gone wrong"

>Dead.

is a zombie ... ill point out my previous post

>>970408

>>970419

read up, kiddies

http://www.esnips.com/nsdoc/68b49536-2f18-439a-bd1c-d47c7fd8af7f/?action=forceDL

you guys know that your boat anchors dont just go for infinite length till they hit the bottom of whatever water you are in right? So if your far enough out a zombie wouldnt be able to grab your line. Unless zombies float (very likely) then even then most zombies wouldnt be able to pull themselves out of the water and onto your boat unless you had a few specific kinds of boats or like a kayak or canoe or something.

>>970882

and as for the worst place to be id say las vegas or any other large city in a desert. All the disadvantages of a huge city combined with basically no water and very few large animals as well as a super fucking hot sun makes for a terrible choice.

the middle east. oil prices would skyrocket

1942

>>970882
what about hurricanes storms gas .. and everything else that has been pointed out every time someone suggest what you just said?

send the zombies into the volcano then end of story