FUCK!

I just finished jerking off to a loli-futa rape/pegging of a shota scene on not4chan.

I did a google search for a "Jack and Jill shop" in Michigan.

Browsing /b/.

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>>967810
Oh, wait, actually I f5'd /x/'s front page after that, so I guess that's what the aliens will associate with humanity for all time.

I was playing some kickass tunes on my piano. All hail me!

I was updating my ipod with the lolgirl and lolguy files.

I've been fapping for a little while now...I'd be fucked

Calling my girlfriend.
Or eating cookies and milk.

I waxed philosophically about the human condition of instinctive fear in a hypothetical city setting.

Played Ragnarok Online.

I'm on 4chan, what do you think I've been doing?

i just took a big shit.

Talked to my dad about his credit card info being compromised and lit a cigarette

In that order

Touching myself.

Masturbated to furry porn while on both LSD (acid) and MDMA (ecstay) at the same time.

they would see me dry humping my dog missionary style

Picked my nose.

I think I performed a truly human act of eating highly inedible and strange variety of foods.

BBQ chicken, Rice-A-Roni, and fishsticks.

Did some final touch-ups on my extremely long and thought-out novel detailing humanity's best and worst achievements.

Drank a Dr Pepper.

Planted a bomb just inside the crevices of your anus.

Went into a violent rage after several hours of playing Cave Story.

Restarted to get the bunny mask. I've heard the bad guys say different things if you've got it for the final bosses.

Touched my penis softly.

>>967972

Does it feels good?

Not true.

attempted a troll...

I got rick roll'd

>>967800

talked to my girlfriend over ICQ and coded Java before that?

Accomplished the Holy Grail of Manhood.

schlicked. damn.

Wow coincidentally in a fit of sleep deprived dementia I laid a blanket out in the backyard under the morning sun and lied around for a good 30 minutes with my two dogs and cat.

>>967800
I meditated for 15 minutes in the sun outside of my dorm. I went to my room took a shit and made my bed. I then changed shirts and now I am in the study room.

ehehe shot my airgun at some beer cans........''representing dawg'' heh:3

I was on /b/. Damn.

I drew this in paint.

>>969098
Who's awesome? You're awesome.

Listening to Pendulum and reading about Diablo III.

Aliens get to hear fucking awesome music, good for them.

Bust out some face melting licks on the ol' electric axe; then let forth the most inhuman belch.

I'm sure they'd find us an enlightened and artistic race.

>>969111

Why thank you.

FUCK!!! I just had a huge dump. too bad :/

I was studying intently. Fuck yeah!

Studying for my psychology test. Then I killed a spider.

i went and got three white mochas
then i used hand sanitizer


legendary, i know.

>>969306
You've just started an interplanetary war with the beings from Giant Spider Island.

I just made cheese quesedillas.

We're all aliens now.

fuuuuuuck

i just finished listening to that recording of the woman that trances you into cumming. it never hasn't worked for me. so they saw me sit in a giant disk chair absolutely silent in darkness for 30 minutes and then splooge.

I was playing Californication on my 5-string bass


with /x/ sitting on my desktop

i watched 2 girls 1 cup.
our planet is doomed.

I just finished fapping to swap.avi and cumming into my own anus.

Well, just before 4chan was working on an electronics problem.

Hurrdurr humanity will go down as curious tinkerers.

>>969341
sauuccee

I Got mad crunked last night and just woke up to browse /x/.

FUCK!

can someone fill me in on the 14th Aliens thing?

>>969383
http://rapidshare.com/files/134835887/lolguy.mp3.html

Browsed /b/

For a different answer, ate cheerios.

Ate a grilled cheese in one hand and masturbated to gay porn with the other.

I...
I farted.

Then I clicked '/x/'.

>>967800
I just took a shower. Now I will hence forth be known as that guy who took that shower.

masturbated, honestly.

Watching a rickroll video.

That's right. Rick Astley is now part of intergalactic history.

biting the callouses off my foot....

Fapped.

decided to understand their language/symbols. lucky me.

Reading about the Cthulhu mythos, Scandinavian and Russian mythological creatures, and the SCP Wiki all at the same time. I shall be the guy who read things.

managed to get motion blur working properly on crysis

I was watching a movie whilst worrying about the lack of study i've done for my economics exam.

Quite fitting really, it encompasses a lot about humanity.

The lazy, sleeping soul watching filth on the tv.
The pointless worrys.
The things that govern the way we live.

Perhaps they'll take pity on us and awaken us, or show us how to awaken.

i was doing nothing. so much for humanity's legacy.

>>967800

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

pot + folk guitar

Just read Haruhi Suzumiya. I guess that's kind of ironic?

>>968028
Incredibly good. You have no idea.

My boyfriend was sucking on my toes.

>>968948
ICQ?...sweet...didn't know anyone besides me and a few friends still used that.

I was cooking food as well while reading one of my political science books.

>http://www.survivetheoutbreak.com/
just played this

read watchmen while taking a shit

I
AM
GOD!

I just got baked

I was scratching my balls while sipping Jack Daniels and finally breaking down to read a thread entitled "Alien Ambassador."

Wow! I just pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of my nose. I just knew that there was something special about that one. Should have saved it for sale on Ebay, it did kinda look like Elvis!

Playing with ma weasel

I took some pizza rolls and just sat down, opened firefox and went to /x/ and read this right as I took a bite.

Took a sip of rum and coke and hit the return key after typing this sentence

Well, I took a drink of my soda, followed by a small burp.

Stuck my finger in my ear.

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Fatasses.

>>967800
I went to the grocery store, there I picked up two bottles of apple juice (they were on sale) and two boxes of kleenex (my roommate is sick and I haven't fapped with it in a long time). Then I came home.

You know, this could be good for motivating people to make something of themselves.

>>969990
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>>967800
I just finished reciting the entire Book of Revelations from the King James Version of the Holy Bible from memory out loud and with full conviction and inflection.

...Now all of the universe will be Christianized or they will go to hell. As says the opening of that book my soul will be instantly sent to heaven when I die, simply because I said it aloud for such an audience.

Take that atheistfags.

FUCK YEA, I was playing some bad ass riffs on guitar, humanity will now go down as the baddest mother fuckers ever...

Saw Heroes and spoke to my father.

Farted for 15 seconds straight.