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Alien Ambassador What was the last thing you did before reading this? It will be immortalized for all eternity.]]> I just finished jerking off to a loli-futa rape/pegging of a shota scene on not4chan.]]> facepalm.jpg]]>Oh, wait, actually I f5'd /x/'s front page after that, so I guess that's what the aliens will associate with humanity for all time.]]>Or eating cookies and milk.]]> In that order]]> BBQ chicken, Rice-A-Roni, and fishsticks.]]>Slunchy Restarted to get the bunny mask. I've heard the bad guys say different things if you've got it for the final bosses.]]> Does it feels good?]]> talked to my girlfriend over ICQ and coded Java before that?]]>I meditated for 15 minutes in the sun outside of my dorm. I went to my room took a shit and made my bed. I then changed shirts and now I am in the study room.]]>Who's awesome? You're awesome.]]>Strelok!cyYXS3fMq2 Aliens get to hear fucking awesome music, good for them.]]> I'm sure they'd find us an enlightened and artistic race.]]> Why thank you.]]>then i used hand sanitizer
legendary, i know.]]>You've just started an interplanetary war with the beings from Giant Spider Island.]]> We're all aliens now.]]>
with /x/ sitting on my desktop]]>our planet is doomed.]]> Hurrdurr humanity will go down as curious tinkerers.]]>sauuccee]]> FUCK!]]>http://rapidshare.com/files/134835887/lolguy.mp3.html]]> For a different answer, ate cheerios.]]>Madison Taylor!!dU9VhTJqAtxI farted.
Then I clicked '/x/'.]]>I just took a shower. Now I will hence forth be known as that guy who took that shower.]]> That's right. Rick Astley is now part of intergalactic history.]]> Quite fitting really, it encompasses a lot about humanity.
The lazy, sleeping soul watching filth on the tv. The pointless worrys. The things that govern the way we live.
Perhaps they'll take pity on us and awaken us, or show us how to awaken.]]>Chemical X!LnAnCgTKTs HOLY FUCKING SHIT.]]>Incredibly good. You have no idea.]]>WiseManOfInternet!8u5OCiD.JwICQ?...sweet...didn't know anyone besides me and a few friends still used that.
I was cooking food as well while reading one of my political science books.]]>just played this]]> I AM GOD!]]>Krisspy Boy>>969966 >>969953 >>969690 >>969430 >>969322 >>969307
Fatasses.]]>I went to the grocery store, there I picked up two bottles of apple juice (they were on sale) and two boxes of kleenex (my roommate is sick and I haven't fapped with it in a long time). Then I came home.]]>...
>>967800 I just finished reciting the entire Book of Revelations from the King James Version of the Holy Bible from memory out loud and with full conviction and inflection.
...Now all of the universe will be Christianized or they will go to hell. As says the opening of that book my soul will be instantly sent to heaven when I die, simply because I said it aloud for such an audience.