guys, something weird just happened. I did a poop, and when I looked in the bowl there was no poop O_O then when I wiped, the paper was clean O_O holy shit?
Clean wipes are fortuitous omens of good luck.
>>492154What are those, lamprey mouths?Damn, this thread makes me need to poop. Here's hoping for no toilet demons.
Holy shit, this thread is awesome!
>>492210That is one of the worst jokes I've heard in months.
>>492154I get those all the time, probably because i'm a superior indigo child.
it's called a ghost poop.
and that shit was ME!
>>492202I'm not sure but they're always connected with lotusboob.
>>492239Fuck off Bono.
You just suck at pooping.
more like you just sat down and let out an epic fart that felt really physical.
GUYS. YOU CAN PREVENT TOILET DEMONS BY FILLING THEM WITH CEMENT AT NIGHT.Shit really works yo.
>>492195Too much MindFuck?
The toilet demon... it's coming to get me...disfhasgfBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>492187Dude, me too! I fucking hate sitting on the toilet for a half hour trying to get the little tagnuts out, then spending another 10 minutes wiping.
Uh... Wtf is with that pic?
>>494034It's a lamprey eel's mouth shooped onto fingers.
Oh, well it all makes sense now =D
it's called the otter plopper; slides around the bend real fast. That or your shit has legs powered by poop gas, like in Gyo.