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I've written a SCP
what do you guys think?

Item #: SCP-619

Object Class: Safe/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Item SCP-619 is currently housed in storage locker 15-a-2 at SCP Processing Facility 21, 160 miles from Reykjavik, Iceland. Item SCP-619 is to be kept in SCP control in territories where the US Dollar is not the primary form of currency.

Description: Item SCP-619 is a pair of faded Levi brand stonewashed jeans manufactured in 1994 with several stains and tears through apparent use. SCP-619 will have in its right pocket $3.16 no matter how many times the pocket is emptied. The currency appears in the form of 2 one US dollar bills, 4 US quarters, 1 US dime, 1 US nickel, and 1 US penny. Once the currency is removed from the pocket of SCP-619, it will somehow propagate the exact amount again instantaneously. Tracing of the serial numbers of any US dollars created by SCP-619 has determined that they are authentic and should be in general circulation. Coins produced by SCP-619 are typically minted between the years 1971-2015. Objects places into SCP-619 are not affected. Placing currency that is not in the form of US currency into SCP-619 will result in the currency propagated by SCP-619 to be $3.16 + US equivalent of foreign funds given at the exchange rate in 1994. Item SCP-619 is a male’s size 40 x 32.
Currencies that were not yet created by 1994 will not be affected.
>> MachineThreat
Item was moved from Site 19 to PF-21 ??/??/2003, to prevent SCP personnel from using the by-product of SCP-619 for personal gain. See Document SCP-619-A

Document SCP-619-A: Memorandum from General ?????????, [S19-66421SCP619-A]
Doug, I have here another report from one of the service technicians who found another 2010 quarter in the change compartment of the vending machines on level 4. This is the 3rd incident regarding misuse of a SCP object and I expect you to discipline anyone in that sector who has access to SCP-619. If there is another incident of this nature I will be forced to take actions to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.
>> Anonymous
well done, my good and faithful servant.
>> Anonymous
>what do you guys think?
I think people should stop writing these.
>> Anonymous
Not bad.
>> NoClassHero !tOLN9/BWoE
Well, better add that shit.
>> Anonymous
I like that one.
>> Anonymous
not creepy but its ok.

i think SCPs should be creepier.
>> Anonymous
What does SCP stand for? Anything in particular?
>> Anonymous
Special Containment Procedure
>> Anonymous
Since I didn't get a good answer from googling it, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Special Containment Protocol (or Procedures, not that it matters). Basically they're all presented as instructions for military or paramilitary containment of paranormal items.
>> Anonymous

Thank you to both of you for the response and yeah I was a dumbass and didn't google for it first. Usually I'm better about that.
>> Anonymous
pants should be 32x32 so i can wears them. Other than that pretty cool.